I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO TRY AND SEARCH OLD MAN LAUGHING WITH SASS BECAUSE GOOGLE DOESNT EVEN FUCKIN KNOW

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swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

theindependentvigilante:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

Write a book

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}